Eggshell Green

:[ What a rip off. How come I get the meh plateau before we are even married?
Or does that just mean that when (if) we ever get married that he’ll be unbearable to live with!

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Nah, all to do with scale.

I’d say you are at the point just before marriage :)

And the meh plateau can be seen as a minute decline in the current level of caring.

Caring less doesn’t necessarily mean loving you less. It might just mean he’ll stop shaving in the weekends, or can’t be bothered changing out of a smelly shirt after mowing the lawns, or doesn’t notice you’ve had a hair cut…

Nothing to worry about my pretty :D
(If he’s unbearable you kick his arse.)

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