Mr Tit Award
The Mr Tit Award today goes to the saga surrounding the 13 year old boy who has fathered a baby with a 15 year old girl.
Now teenage pregnancies are certainly not uncommon, and I’m sure 13 year olds have become parents before, but the circus this is becoming is rather amusing.
The more we are being told, the more ridiculous everything sounds.
12 year old Alfie impregnates his girlfriend Chantelle who is 14 at the time. Alfie decides it would be good to have a baby
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One night of unprotected sex and now he is reportedly the youngest father in Britain. A family friend of Alfie says He’s so tiny, he doesn’t even look his age. But he says he’s ready for it.
You mean like how he’s ready to start getting pocket money? I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.
Are you kidding me!?
The Dad at 13 [thesun.co.uk] is asked What are you going to do financially?
to which he replies What’s financially?
Then there is an interview with the kids (with their kid) while they are playing an R18 Playstation game. Hmm. I’m guessing he doesn’t know what R18 is either.
Now the papers may be under fire for paying the minor for his story. How many teens would be so keen to get a DNA test to prove his paternity? At least three apparently. When there’s money, I suppose. I do hope for Chantelle’s sake that Alfie is the boy that she claims she lost her virginity to.
And have you seen the picture of Alfie’s mother on The Sun’s article – she looks just like Gordon Ramsay. Not that that’s relevant, but she does.
5 Comments to Mr Tit Award
It’s really, really horrifying stuff! :o
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Chickie Little
February 18th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
It sure is! Imagine having to give your baby baths at 13 when most of the time you don’t even want a bath yourself!
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insanity… when i first saw the photo of the two of them with the baby i seriously thought it was a photo of a young mum and her TWO kids.
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and holy shit… you’re right, Alfie’s mum DOES look like gordan ramsay. creepy…
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Chickie Little
February 18th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
Haha! Yeah, that was the first thing I noticed when I saw that picture of her.
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February 18, 2009