Mr Tit Award
The Mr Tit Award today goes once again to the saga surrounding the 13 year old boy who apparently fathered a baby with a 15 year old girl.
Remember Alfie Patten – the tiny teen that was believed to be Britain’s youngest father? DNA tests have proved he is not. Instead, the father is one of the other six boys that his lover has slept with.
Yep. Chantelle, who was 14 at the time of conception, previously claimed she lost her virginity to Alifie and that one night of unprotected sex (after forgetting to take her pill) resulted in a baby. Looks like you lied Chantelle – shame on you!
It’s also reported that her mother was the one that made her lie about having the other boys stay over. Chantelle was 14, on the pill and her mother allows boys to sleep with her – then her mother makes her lie about it all.
One thing that we can be sure of – Alfie’s mum still looks like Gordon Ramsay.
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lol great lolcat!


March 27, 2009