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Mr Tit Award

Today’s Mr Tit Award has to go the Calm Water Company who makes the ‘Calm Water – Water for Animals’.

I find it astounding how much money people spend on bottled water for themselves, but now you can spend even more on water for your dog!

According to the Calm Water website:

Calm Water Company has launched an international first in water products for our pets, who like humans can suffer from emotional stress in their daily lives. Calm Water provides an all natural way to hydrate animals, plus can aid in dealing with the stresses of everyday living.

Whoa, who would have thought that water was a natural way to hydrate animals? And the bit about the destressing? Pfft! Maybe there is some merit in the aromatherapy qualities of the fandangle flowers they use, but it’s still water for your dog – the same little ratbag that licks itself and finds its own chunder delicious.

I can think of better things to spend my AU$3.95 on than a bottle of water for Fez (like another toy for him to destroy).

That’s the most ridiculous thing I heard today.

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