Our dog Fez, possibly the most pathetic dog in the world, had an extra two toes (dew claws) on each of his hind legs when he was born. Not only that, he’s one of those dogs that likes lying on his tummy with his legs spread out like a split chicken.

Fez as a puppy lying on his tum

Spatch cocked doggy

Look at those drums
The hubby’s mum has a boy dog called Max. They also have a girl dog called Petals. Petals likes to hump Max – backwards. She’s giving him a back massage, they say.

I don’t think this is gonna work out
And then there’s Floss, my sister-in-law’s dog. She also likes to hump – but she likes to hump their boy cat! They really seem to enjoy it despite a bit of hostility at the end…
What’s the point of having pets if you can’t laugh at them huh!
Ahaha that’s hilarious! Poor cat, he looks like he doesn’t know what hit him!
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Chickie Little
February 4th, 2011 at 7:54 pm
I’m gutted that I missed the first part, which had Jip (the cat) meowing as Floss was humping him. We all were waiting for it to happen because you could tell Floss was eyeing him up, but I was too busy talking to catch the beginning – typical!
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I can imagine the video being subtitled with witty remarks from the cat….
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Chickie Little
February 4th, 2011 at 9:23 pm
Yeah I know! Too rude to put on this site though :p
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Oh my gosh – I’m up in the snow waiting for my kids to get back from the shop….and these photos of your dog made me laugh so much – what a great pooch full of personality, love the chicken spread aaah! Chillax! We only have fish and I can’t laught at them…
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Chickie Little
February 7th, 2011 at 8:38 am
Fez is a real character! Mostly pathetic (“play with me”, “love me”, “don’t forget my dinner”), but he’s so cute, espcecially the chicken legs. I said I wanted a dog that did that and lo and behold I got my wish hehehe.
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