Some of the following things are phrases I never expected to use before I had kids…
- Don’t lick the CD
- Don’t put your willy on that
- Don’t touch the dog’s bum
- Stop riding your trike naked
- Take that book out of your mouth
- Stop sucking on your sock
- Stop eating your shoe (literally, Cam was chewing a bit he pulled off it)
Sometimes, the kids do leave me speechless though
