This little piggy did what?

Have you ever sat down and thought about the words of old school fairy tales and nursery rhymes? When you do, a lot of questions are raised. Like the This Little Piggy ryhme: This little piggy went to market This little piggy stayed home This little piggy had roast beef This little piggy had none…

Kitchen gnome washing dishes

No Kitchen Gnome

It still surprises me how many people still don’t clean up after themselves at work – you know who you are… There is a diswasher – put your dishes in it. It’s only a few centimetres from the bench top so don’t give me the excuse that you’re busy and in a hurry, just put…

Laugh of the day: Beavering on

Ok, so it may be immature and crass, but a conversation between a certain manager and another staff member made me laugh (on the inside because the people were right next to me). Lady Manager: “How’s things going? Haven’t heard any screaming lately.” Lady Minion: “There’s been some. I’m just beavering on.” Lady Manager: “Oh…

A Gift for a Queen

I saw this apron in the window of a gift shop. The display was for Mother’s Day and I can see what the intention was (because mum’s are awesome, well, most of the time). However I’m not sure the display people saw the double meaning of the message at the time. They’ve since replaced it…

Public Bus Personalities

The Neutral Carries no disadvantageous characteristics and does not have adverse affects on others. The Holder Upper Type I Always unorganised when paying for their fare, and holds others up in the process. Usually blocks the entrance while they fumble. The Holder Upper Type II Slow moving and often has other priorities, such as getting…

How To Tell You’re Short

Twenty ways to tell that you’re short, in no particular order: You usually can’t find shoes that fit and resort to looking in the children’s section. When you do find shoes, you can wear two pairs at the same time – your own inside your husband’s. Skirts end up looking like old ladies’ ones on…