Mr Tit Award

Courtesy of my brother, here’s a photo of someone who has no idea what those white painted lines are for. Seriously… seriously!? You sir/madam get today’s Mr Tit Award. (My brother left a little note on the windscreen, but I wouldn’t count on them being literate.)

Mr Tit Award

Ok, I really need another award to give out to general things that just plain piss me off. But I guess today’s recipient of the Mr Tit Award was ridiculously stupid. I went out for a long 3 hour walk today with my cousin and our babies. It was brilliantly sunny and I think I…

Mr Tit Award

Definitely goes to the parents of the Indonesian two year old chain smoker. Ardi Rizal was introduced to smoking at 18 months old and now the two year old smokes 40 a day! The way he does it with such skill is just plain shocking. There is also another shocking video of a two year…

Mr Tit Award

Next year Anzac Day and Easter Monday fall on the same day – Monday 25 April. What?! And we don’t get another holiday to make up for this??? ARRrrGGh! That deserves today’s Mr Tit Award.

Mr Tit Award

Ok, this is a little belated but today’s Mr Tit Award goes to the munt who left his 5 month old by himself. In a car. At 3am. While he visited a strip club. You munter. Some people don’t deserve to have kids. See stuff.co.nz’s article Strip club visitor left baby in car.

Mr Tit Award

Ok, after reading about the man suing Lynx after failing to get a girlfriend, I have to say that advertisers and those that control advertisements worldwide get my My Tit Award today. It might not be the most ridiculous thing I’ve heard today, but it certainly got me thinking about the rubbish that advertisers are able…

Mr Tit Award – iSnack 2.0

So, what stupid Marketing manager decided to go with the name iSnack 2.0 for the new Vegemite variant?! (I only assume it’s a Marketing manager because I’ve had my share of stupid ones.) I think iSnack 2.0 is an utterly silly name for a food product! For one, it’s not even a snack, it’s a…

Mr Tit Award

Today’s Mr Tit Award goes to the family who is now mega-rich. I’m only giving this award to the women who won the Big Wednesday jackpot last night because of the ridiculous amount of money they now have – $36.1million! And not only that, they also won second division which was $696,795! Bitches. I am…

Mr Tit Award

Today’s Mr Tit Award has to go the Calm Water Company who makes the ‘Calm Water – Water for Animals’. I find it astounding how much money people spend on bottled water for themselves, but now you can spend even more on water for your dog! According to the Calm Water website: Calm Water Company…

Mr Tit Award

The Mr Tit Award today goes once again to the saga surrounding the 13 year old boy who apparently fathered a baby with a 15 year old girl. Remember Alfie Patten – the tiny teen that was believed to be Britain’s youngest father? DNA tests have proved he is not. Instead, the father is one…