Mr Tit Award

Courtesy of my brother, here’s a photo of someone who has no idea what those white painted lines are for.

Parking in four carparks at once does not count as multi-tasking

Seriously… seriously!? You sir/madam get today’s Mr Tit Award.

(My brother left a little note on the windscreen, but I wouldn’t count on them being literate.)

Tags: car, parking

Mr Tit Award

Ok, I really need another award to give out to general things that just plain piss me off. But I guess today’s recipient of the Mr Tit Award was ridiculously stupid.

I went out for a long 3 hour walk today with my cousin and our babies. It was brilliantly sunny and I think I managed to get a bit of sun (or wind) burn in the process.

On our way I started commenting on how Wellington drivers seem to be worse than Auckland ones. They seem to be in more of a hurry, don’t want to let buses merge back into traffic at a stop, and don’t give way to pedestrians.

Well, we had a lovely long walk, but it was all ruined by this one stupid lady in her stupid looking car who decided to stop across a zebra crossing. So two mums with their two strollers had to weave between cars to get across. I cursed out loud at her hoping she’d hear, but that was pointless because she was also talking on her cellphone (hand-held) while driving!! Excuse my language, but what a stupid bitch. Breaking the law and oblivious to pedestrians around her – she should not be on our roads.

Do you think this is something I could/should call *555 for..? I think I might next time.

Tags: driving, Wellington

Mr Tit Award

Definitely goes to the parents of the Indonesian two year old chain smoker.

Ardi Rizal was introduced to smoking at 18 months old and now the two year old smokes 40 a day! The way he does it with such skill is just plain shocking.

There is also another shocking video of a two year old smoking a cigarette in China. This two year old even knows how to use a lighter – yikes! How many things are wrong with that!? The dad jointly receives today’s Mr Tit award.

There’s just no reason to give a baby a cigarette, let alone allow them to continue smoking.

Why would any parent want to send their baby to an early grave? Not only that, the people around these children are encouraging the behaviour. It seems like a big joke to them, but it’s not going to be funny once these kids are suffering from lung cancer and other damage that smoking causes. What’s worse is that these kids didn’t make the decision for themselves to smoke. I hope the parents are ready to accept the consequences.

Mr Tit Award

Next year Anzac Day and Easter Monday fall on the same day – Monday 25 April. What?! And we don’t get another holiday to make up for this??? ARRrrGGh!

That deserves today’s Mr Tit Award.