n. A simple juicy cocktail made with half pulpy orange juice and half bubbles, served in a champagne flute. Great with brunch.
fish taco
n. (pl. fish tacos) 1 A tasty Mexican dish (labelled “Taco del Mar” meaning “taco of the sea”) available from Flying Burrito Brothers. 2 A lady’s you-know-what. See Urban Dictionary: fish taco. 3 The original specialty of the American restaurant chain Taco del Mar that carries the slogan Delicious is our middle name *giggles a little after reading definition 2*
n. (pl. knee-highs) 1 A child, esp. my child (of the future). Originating from the concatenation of Neil and Benhi (Nee Hi). 2 A term that the father in-law thought was my name when he first asked about me, “How is Neehi?”. Turns out that Knee High was the name of a horse that he knew about.
neeps
n. The turnip mash that makes haggis taste better.
Mr Tit
n. Acronym for The Most Ridiculous Thing I Heard Today. See the category Mr Tit Awards for examples.
