puppy
Fezzie No Balls
Aw poor little Fez!
Today he was neutered, had his double dew claws removed and a microchip implanted. Not only is he a eunuch now, he’s a crippled eunuch labelled with a number.
He seemed fine when we picked him up, but the drugs must have worn out because he is one sore little pup. He has to wear his satellite dish because he was making his stitches bleed. He’s a bit of a sorry sight but still so cute, especially with blue bandages on his feet.
I am taking a day off tomorrow to take care of him and make sure he’s not doing any more damage to himself. Yay – no work! I love my puppy – my sorry little puppy.

A sorry little sight
Stuff I Luff
- Being pregnant. Ok, so I whinge alot about it, and will whinge even more later, but it’s a magical feeling knowing that you have created a little human being that will look somewhat like you and your husband.
- Cupcakes. That’s a no-brainer. I’ve bought myself another two trays making four all together. Perhaps it’s time to make a living out of them… maybe.
- Booth’s line on Bones:
Bones. She’s not a real masseuse. She’s a, you know, ‘happy ending’ masseuse.
I wouldn’t have got the joke if it wasn’t for the conversation about this in the Gold Coast the other week. Awesome. - Fez. So he pees everywhere and emits funky smells, but besides that he’s pretty cool and we love him to bits.

Fez with his name tag before he bit it in half
Mr Tit Award
Today’s Mr Tit Award has to go the Calm Water Company who makes the ‘Calm Water – Water for Animals’.
I find it astounding how much money people spend on bottled water for themselves, but now you can spend even more on water for your dog!
According to the Calm Water website:
Calm Water Company has launched an international first in water products for our pets, who like humans can suffer from emotional stress in their daily lives. Calm Water provides an all natural way to hydrate animals, plus can aid in dealing with the stresses of everyday living.
Whoa, who would have thought that water was a natural way to hydrate animals? And the bit about the destressing? Pfft! Maybe there is some merit in the aromatherapy qualities of the fandangle flowers they use, but it’s still water for your dog – the same little ratbag that licks itself and finds its own chunder delicious.
I can think of better things to spend my AU$3.95 on than a bottle of water for Fez (like another toy for him to destroy).
That’s the most ridiculous thing I heard today.

Time to buy a new plushie for Fez
Project 365: Week 15
My week in photos as part of Project 365:
Thursday 9 April 2009
Easter goodies at work today. There is lots of hot cross buns, croissants and chocolate.

Easter goodies
Friday 10 April 2009
Off to Palmie for the weekend.

Isy making a train with his mum and Fez in the sun.
Saturday 11 April 2009
I am fascinated by Fez’s dewclaws.

Extra toes on Fez
Sunday 12 April 2009
I have a photoshoot with Neil’s niece Tayla. She is very photogenic!

Tayla in a big kava bowl
Monday 13 April 2009
Fez looking all innocent-puppy-like.

...and what?
Tuesday 14 April 2009
Feeling extremely tired and quite nauseated so off sick today. No photo. This project is going to take aaages to complete.
Wednesday 15 April 2009
My plan to go to bed early fails. It doesn’t help that I forget about taking a photo until after I get into bed.

Way past my bedtime
